Cryptic Ink
This chick, this catostrophical thing that plagues the face of the earth and scars it like a bad butt rash, is pretty much the type of loser that doesn't expect to be rich and famous anytime soon. C.I (that's-a me! ...who also goes by a myriad of other fake names but won't bother to list them here ) is the author of Stalking Charlie.
What, not what you expected?
Maybe you thought I'd be a little younger...or older. Christ, I hope I don't sound like an old person when I write. No offense to old people, of course.
Anywho, this is me. Like, really me - minus the paper mustache and the mario getup. No, I'm not Max. Maxine Geniveve Barxeley is one of my sexy fictional characters. I'm sorry if this weird picture doesn't prove how interesting I might be.
Okay, bye. ^_^
